Friday, June 8, 2012

friday letters.



Dear B, this may have been one of the best weeks ever. Thank you so much <3
Dear Life Suck, would it be possible to make my workday shorter and pay me more? That would be great.
Dear fellow subway riders, mind giving me a break and letting me have a seat once and awhile? I doubt that your office job makes you stand all day... and my job does! Please can I have a seat so I can start standing non-stop at 10 instead of 9??
Dear men on the subway, just because you have junk doesn't mean that you can sit with your legs spread  as wide as they'll go, thusly blocking all other people from sitting in the seats on either side of you. Seriously. I doubt you're packing SO MUCH that you have to sit like that. If you are, you have some lady should be carting you around in a limo instead of you taking the train.
Dear customers, no I will not haphazardly mark things down for you. I will get fired.
Dear tourists, I love you. I do. BUT you should have your own lane on the sidewalk. Stopping the flow of traffic ain't cool.
Dear ACC, can't wait to see you tomorrow! It's been too long.
Dear True Blood, I can't wait to see you Sunday. It's been too long.
Dear tourists, it's customary to use D.O. for your B.O. Just sayin'
Dear PB, when you use your porno phone voice to say things like, "there's an air conditioner in the building...", it makes me wonder what someone has just asked you.
Dear puppies, can't wait to snuggle you later. It's what I wait all day for.



Thursday, June 7, 2012

sassy chicago shenanigans

I have such a special treat for you guys today.

Taylor, the sassy brain behind The Daily Tay, is here to visit with us today and share some of her incomparable insights.

I think this girl is adorable and hilarious. A lethal combination. I also charmed her by using the word "lady balls" in our very first conversation. Clearly, we are a match made in heaven.

Without further ado...


~*~
Happy Thursday Perched Readers!
My name is Taylor
and I blog over at The Daily Tay


My blog usually revolves around the random
shenanigans I often find myself getting into here in Chicago.
I also like to talk about my lovely pup, Harlow,
and my lovely boyfriend, Chris.


I tend to be a little bit sarcastic, 
and sometimes a little too cynical-
just depends on if I found a close parking spot for the day or not.
I also like to ramble about the hardships of life after college.
I've been out of school almost three years now and still can't shake the fact
I have to "grow up"and be a part of the "real world."

It doesn't help that the eleven year old version of myself
was extremely driven and competitive
and seemed to have very high (yet unrealistic goals I think)
for twenty five year old me.

Here's a little something I found in the archives I wrote
from 1998 entitled 
"What I Will Do When I Grow Up"


I for one, can’t think of a better time in life to make a goal list than in middle school. The year in life when we are probably the most arrogant, naive, self absorbed forms of ourselves we will ever be.  Let’s see what my overly optimistic eleven year old-self had envisioned…

1. Compete in marathons. – I ran a 5K a couple of years ago, does that count? And marathons are overrated, I heard they make people who aren’t even pregnant go into labor.

2. Have a really cool job that I love where I get to travel and be my own boss. –A little more direction would be nice, dip shit. What will I be doing at this “really cool job?” Let me guess, writing notes all day that are covered in Lisa Frank stickers and then folding them up into really tight little triangle shapes.

3. Live in California or New York. – Ridiculous. Folding notes would never pay enough to live in either of these citites.

4. Live in a cool house that I own. – Makes statement 3 even more ridiculous. Or are you trying to tell me you predicted the low rate homes would be selling at in 2012? You have no concept for money, none. I can barely pay my rent every month, ease off.

5. Go on vacations to Africa and London. – This is a little broad. So you want to go to a city in England, and then visit the entire continent of Africa?

6. Play basketball every day. – Yes well, this one will go out the window right after high school when your heart was broken because your team never made it to state.

7. Be married and maybe have one kid. – Let’s work on getting a boyfriend first, little one. You’re going to go through a pretty intense ugly stage in about six months. And the fact you play basketball everyday doesn’t help any.

8. Do a triathlon- What’s with all the not-so subtle workout hints?

9. Have one dog and one cat.- Starting to get a little more realistic, I like this. I must be getting tired from all of my traveling and exercising.

10. Have a lot money so I can buy whatever I want. –I’m sure what I had in mind was being able to buy unlimited packs of gum because in middle school gum was currency.

I’m glad the list stopped at ten. 
I’d hate to see what other demands that little dictator had in store for me…Maybe I do need to get my life in check. Especially if I plan to get to Africa in the next six months.

Now come on over and say hello!
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Amazeballs, Taylor. If I had written myself a "get it done by 21" list when I was 11, it probably would've included become a professional ballet dancer and/or a doctor, and have a rad life of celebrity.

You can't win em all, I guess.

Thank you so much for joining us today, Taylor! It was a blast!!!! Everyone go and give her some love!


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

tuesday 10 linkup... fave books

This is another one of those linkups that I absolutely couldn't resist! I'm a HUGE reader. Seriously. I finish books in hours and days, not weeks or months. And when I love a book, I read it over and over and over and over... you get the idea.

With your hosts...

Onto my top 10!

1. God-Shaped Hole by Tiffanie DeBartolo


The single best book I have ever read. Ever.
This book fully changed my life. If you have ever loved another person, you will love this book. If you've ever felt that strange sensation of dread in your gut, like you know something life changing is about to happen, you will love this book. If you love music, art, and and anything beautiful, you will love this book.

And if you've ever fallen in love with a character from a book, you'll know what I mean when I say that Jacob Grace is the kind of man that comes along once (if at all) in a lifetime, and he'll change you just by knowing him.

I'm a huge Tiffanie DeBartolo fan. Her second book, "How to Kill a Rockstar" is extraordinary, though not as life changing and intense as God-Shaped Hole. I could talk about her for hours. She writes truth to the core - totally raw and real and intense. Excellent book.

Disclaimer: if cussing, (non graphic) sex, and rock and roll don't suit you - these two books may not be for you. BUT if you're not easily offended, the language and actions really do color the plot in a brilliant way.

2. IV by Chuck Klosterman


Switching gears for a moment (you'll find I do that often), IV by Chuck Klosterman is actually the book that I'm reading right now - I think for the fourth time. I'm using this title, because it's the one that I'm focused on this minute, but all of his books are great - and it's because his writing is quick, smart, and really funny. Really funny. I laughed out loud on the train home from work the other day. I'm sure that other passengers thought that I was crazy, but it's okay. It was worth it. "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" is another one of my favorites of his. 

He also writes a really bizarre essay about Billy Joel that I don't know if I like or hate, but I love it. Does that make sense?

If you are 1. pop culture fanatic or 2. a fan of rock music in general or 3. born between 1976 and 1984 you will enjoy this book. If you are younger, some references may not make much sense, but we oldies will get it.

3. Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk is brilliant. He's the guy behind "Fight Club", but he's also the mastermind behind many many many other books that I'm obsessed with. One of which is "Invisible Monsters".

This is a hard story to just 'sum up' without giving away plot twists and an amazing story, so I'll just tell you this: A beautiful fashion model is driving down the highway and gets shot in the face. She's left, jawless, faceless, and bleeding. Drives herself to the hospital where she recovers and is left to have a life without a bottom jaw. They try to teach her to speak without her bottom jaw, and it's there that she meets transgendered Queen Supreme, Brandy Alexander.

And then, a lot of crazy stuff happens. Drugs, siblings, real estate agents, drag queens, lies, kidnapping, theft. 

It's a truly brilliant story, woven by a true master.

4. Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls


When I read this book, I am inconsolable for hours. Seriously. I weep. I don't think I can say much more than that.
This is the story of a boy living in the Ozarks, and his two hounds, Big Dan and Little Ann. It's a book for young readers, I think I first read it when I was in fourth or fifth grade, but it still cuts me to the heart every time I read it, or think about it really.  There is nothing more special that your relationship with your dogs, and as I write this with both of mine curled up beside me, it rings even more true that usual.

If you haven't read it, and you're willing to spend a little time having a good, hard, overwhelming cry... please read it. It's worth every tear.

Here is a blog post that a girl I know wrote for the school library journal about this amazing little book.


5. The Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling


Duh.
I couldn't pick just one, it would be like choosing your favorite child, but technically, I guess that Order of the Phoenix is my favorite.

The HP series spoke to me on a very personal level and helped to shape me as a writer. I love these books. I love what they symbolize in my life, and I love JK Rowling for writing them.

The End.



Let me preface this by saying, if you only saw the movie version of "The Lightening Thief", you are truly missing out. That movie was made of suck and didn't accurately represent the awesomeness of this series. 

Percy Jackson. Wow. If you like Greek Mythology and young adult fiction, you will be enamored with this series as I was. Percy is perfectly flawed, at times a total idiot, and a hero. No really... a hero. Like a demigod. Son of Poseidon. These books are wonderful. 

(Yes, I do recognize that most of my faves are young adult fiction, okay? I love it. I suppose this is a blog for another day.)

7. The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery


This is a really important book. It's artistic, beautiful, and seems to speak to me on a cellular level on every page. There are reminders that being an adult doesn't mean that you have to stop seeing things just as they are, and that one sees most clearly with the heart. "You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."

I especially love this book because B reads it to me sometimes when I'm sick or can't get rest. His voice is relaxing, and this story is so soothing. There's nothing I don't love about it.


8. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky


I swear, we are infinite.

So, the movie coming out based on on this book looks like it's going to rock. It's starring Hermione Granger Emma Watson as Sam, and Percy Jackson The kid that played Percy Jackson (in the crappy movie referenced above) as Charlie. I've seen the trailer. It looks brilliant. And it's set in Pittsburgh - my hometown that owns my heart. How much better can you get?

Charlie is an awkward youth that has a hard time fitting in, until he meets friends that change his world. This is an AMAZING read for any one that's ever felt the desire to be accepted and the joy of finding the friends that make you feel infinite.

I read this book with the friend that I talk about here. We had a "book club" (that was just the two of us and wasn't really a book club) that we called the Snazzy Book Club. We read many things together, but this was by far our favorite. This and "the gay Beaches" (I clearly don't remember the real title of it...) So I maybe feel a little sentimental about it because of him too.


9. The Host by Stephanie Meyer


Just bear with me here. This is a brilliant book.
A total departure from the Twilight Series (I refuse to call it the Twilight Saga, it makes it sound so needlessly melodramatic.) The Host is a gut wrenching, moving, and well done. It's a total departure, writing wise, for Meyer, in my opinion anyway. 

I fell in love with Wanderer immediately. She has a magnetism that you just can't deny. Her love for her hosts family is so real and sincere that you don't question her motives even for a moment. 

I love this book. It's beautiful. And there are no vampires or werewolves in it.



Before anyone gets upset, this isn't a completely irreverent look at Christianity. Please don't sent me hate mail.

B and I went to see Christopher Moore at a booksigning here in NYC. He was hilarious and approachable. He actually asked me if we had met before, and looked at me through squinted eyes for an extra long time. I hope I reminded him of someone that he liked, because I know for sure we hadn't met before.

Did I distract you from how mad you were before? No? Ah well.

Here's what's up - this book is hilarious, totally irreverent, and a really interesting insight, yes I said insight, into what Jesus might have been like. I have no illusions that this is at all real or credible, it's a humor book, for crying out loud. But Joshua (Jesus) is warm, smart, sensitive, and curious. He learns so so much throughout his journey with Biff, and they get into some pretty hilarious situations.

It's not for everyone, mind you. But it's great. If you go into it reminding yourself that you're reading a work of humorous fiction and just let yourself enjoy the really funny story, you'll be okay. 

I'm sure even God has a sense of humor.

There are a few runners up that didn't make it onto this list, which bums me out. The Hunger Games Series, Eating Animals, and Narnia would be 11, 12, and 13 for sure.

Until next Tuesday, my loves...




Mom2MemphisandRuby


Monday, June 4, 2012

monday surprise!

Today is a pretty dreary day in the city. It's raining and gross, but on Saturday, I got a slip in the mailbox that I had a package waiting for me! So what did I do? I trudged a million miles (okay, 5 blocks) through the rain to retrieve it! And I was so stoked to see that it was from Krista at Saturated Canary!  I won her giveaway at The Wonder Forest, and look and see what she sent me!


In the mailer! With my keys and adorable elephant keychain
from when my pal KS was in Thailand, covering my address. 
Sorry stalkers.


Everything was packaged so beautifully!
I love the little details.


A handmade card Smashed by Krista! 
CUTEST!


There was a little pocket inside of the card, 
with this sweet little tag inside!


I love that she included, not just the smash books, 
but supplies to get me started.
So generous!

Polka dots, pockets, and a list pad.


Okay, the most on point part of the entire thing is the kitty hole punch.
I mean, there is no one else in the world that would love a 
kitty hole punch more than I do.

And adorable paper, obviously.


Pockets!


Two gorgeous books, two closures
the kitty punch!


What an amazing and totally generous gift.
Thank you Krista!!!!!
I cannot wait to be 'smash'ing like you!





Friday, June 1, 2012

look back linkup: 1984

I don't participate in a bunch of linkups, but when I do, it's because I think they're cool.
I think this one is pretty damned cool. 

On the first of each month, we're going to talk about one year in our lives. The first few will probably be a little tedious for me, mostly because I'm starting at 2 years old (1984), BUT it will likely make for really cute pictures in the very near future. The Owlet was a really really really cute little kid.


These are your hosts:
Megan @ Shaping Up to be a Mom
Kelly @ The Houtz House Party
Megan @ Absolute Mommy
Brooke @ Covered in Grace

Age: 2 years
Where you lived: Upper Marlboro, MD
Favorite activities/pastimes: drooling, baby pooling, smiling with all of my teeth
Vacations taken: Wildwood, NJ in the summers with my family.
Best friend(s): my cabbage patch dolls.
Favorite book: I am a bunny. (My name is Nicholas. I live in a hollow tree.)
Favorite movie: ...? is one even watching movies at age 2?
Favorite tv show: sesame street, bitches.
Favorite place to be: home with my mama
Favorite outfit/Fashion trends: I was dressed in dresses with lace and matching hats in most photos.
Did you have any "firsts" this year? Maybe? Where's my mom when I need her??
What did you do for your birthday or a special holiday? I don't remember a birthday party, because I was two, but it wouldn't shock me if we had a Smurf cake or something.

I ONLY wish that I had baby pictures laying around in this apartment, but alas, they are all home at my mothers house. I'll definitely try to snag a few for the next few link ups.

Here are a few more 1984 treats for you...

The number one song of 1984 was When Doves Cry (Prince), buuuut since Prince is totally insane and one of those artists that won't allow his music on youtube, I'm hooking you up with the number four song of 1984. This one has even more meaning for me. In fact, I absolutely love it.



Because Kenny Loggins is never the wrong answer.

Such great movies in 1984.
This little gem of a clip from Ghostbusters, was actually shot in my current place of employment. Enjoy.


And finally, my favorite part of 1984. Those creepy kids, born from a cabbage patch, who's cabbages were fertilized by mystical BunnyBees, who went on to have yarn hair and sleep in your bed...


"She gonna be okay, doc?" I can't stand it, it's so cute and weird.
B just told me this:
"I had a cabbage patch.  He was an astronaut."

And suddenly, everything makes more sense.

Happy June, kiddos!






Shaping Up To Be A Mom


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