Friday, June 15, 2012

friday letters

Dear woman on the B train wearing teva sandals with socks, I don't forgive you for elbowing me in the face yesterday in your need to get off the train FIRST. I was sitting there, minding my own business, putting my book in my bag, and half starting to stand, when you stand up from the seat next to me and all of a sudden I'm shocked back into my seat by your bony, wrinkly skinned elbow into my cheekbone and the audible knock of my teeth against one another. G'damn. You didn't apologize. In fact, you looked at me like I inconvenienced you by slowing you down. The very sweet young gay beside me asked if I was okay. I just rolled my (tearing) eyes, and he said that you must've been super mad that you had on sandals with socks while I looked so fabulous. He said it loud enough for you to hear. I hope you did.

Dear Sweet Young Gay, Thank you.

Dear Mom and Dad, Absolutely CANNOT wait to see you this weekend!!! Looong overdue.

Dear Nest, I'm gonna clean you. I'm gonna clean you so hard.

Dear Cessie, What's this new thing with you sleeping on the kitchen table? You leave your hair all over it! This is frustrating. I understand that we're roommates and I have no control over you whatsoever, but can we please discuss the common courtesy that you don't nap where I eat? No? Well, at least we talked about it.

Dear Time, Where do you go? I feel like I never have enough of you.

Dear Weekend, I hope you kick ass. No doubt you will.

My parents are on their way right now, so I'm hoping the weekend will be full of adventuring!
I hope you have some adventures too.



Meagan said...

I think all the stupid people need to move to one part of the planet and stay there. At least you looked fabulous while your teeth were getting knocked together.

Anonymous said...

ok we need to befriend sweet gay.... i have always wanted a gay friend and he sounds like just the ticket.

enjoy your weekend gf!

Lynne said...

I am so sorry that your story made me laugh, because I know it involved pain to you - but what a priceless comment from the sweet young gay - and to say it REALLY LOUDLY???? Even better. I hope your teeth bear no long term effects.

Danette Dillon said...

I hope you had a great weekend with your parents.

Lissa @ The Looking Glass said...

oh i LOVE your blog header!! owls are so, so cute! found you via the link up xo

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